The Desk Test

What’s actually earning space on your desk?

Two minutes. One question, asked about each thing in front of you. You’ll know what to keep — and what you’re allowed to let go.

Nothing is saved and nothing is sent. It runs in this window and disappears when you close it.

Step one

Look at your desk. Don’t tidy it first.

Type what’s on it, one thing at a time. Eight is plenty — the first eight tell you most of it.

    Nothing on the list yet.

    If this weren’t here right now, would I go and get it?

    Your desk, sorted

    Here’s what you decided.

    Earning its space

    You’d walk across the room for these. They stay — and you get to stop feeling vaguely guilty about them.

    Let it go

    You wouldn’t cross the room for any of these. That’s your answer. It doesn’t mean throw it away — it means not here.

    Put it to the test

    “What if I need it later” is a fear. “I tried being without it and reached for it constantly” is information. Put these out of sight for fourteen days and find out which one you’re dealing with.

    Your fourteen days need someone to ask.

    That’s the part nobody does. Things go into a drawer and quietly stay there — not decided, just out of sight. Leave your email and I’ll ask you once, in fourteen days: did you go and get any of them?

    One question, one email. Nothing daily.

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    Rather do this inside the AI you already use?

    Paste this into Claude, ChatGPT, or Gemini. It asks you the same questions and hands back the same three lists. Nothing to install, nothing to log every day.

    I want to run a short test on my desk to work out what actually earns its space. Act as a calm, non-judgmental interviewer. Don’t give me productivity advice and don’t recommend any products. Ask me these one at a time, waiting for my answer before moving on: 1. What’s on your desk right now? List it quickly — don’t tidy first. 2. Which of those did you actually touch today? 3. Which one has sat in the same spot for over a month without moving? 4. If you had to write something by hand right now, what would you reach for — and is it within arm’s reach? 5. Which item would you feel guilty getting rid of, even though you never use it? Then go through every item I listed and ask me only this, one item at a time: “If this weren’t here right now, would you go and get it?” Accept yes, no, or not sure. Don’t argue with my answers and don’t ask me to justify them. Finally give me three lists and nothing else: EARNING ITS SPACE — the yeses. LET IT GO — the nos. Add one line reminding me this means “not here,” not “throw it away.” PUT IT TO THE TEST — the not-sures. Tell me to put these out of sight for fourteen days and see whether I go and get them. Keep the whole thing short. No summary paragraph, no encouragement, no offer to help with anything else.
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    The list was never the hard part. If yours grew back within a week, that’s the thing worth reading about next: why a cleared desk doesn’t stay cleared.